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I'm getting a college education. It will get me a stable, high-paying job. I'm willing to commit to you for the rest of my life. I have a fine appreciation of art and music. I go to church every Sunday. I cook soup at the homeless shelter. I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs. I have a completely clean rap sheet. I treat my friends and family very well. I have a keen sense of humor. I'm quite handsome. And yes, I'm very much in love with you. "But I don't want to date you," she says to me, "Because you're attracted to men, too."